Valentine is the next major event coming up on the calendar,
Which number do you belong?
In the spirit of valentine, we bring to you this funny list of people on valentine’s day.
These Are 10 Types Of People You Will See On Valentine’s Day;
1. The Red And White Gang
Feb 14th is the day you will see different shades of Red And White combination.
Especially in Lagos, everybody be looking like Sango-Olukoso😂
2. The Ones Expecting Gift Or Valentine’s Treat From Bae
Some people are fond of expecting valentine gift as their lives depend on it.
Y’all gotta chill, economy hard, valentine text message suppose don do you.
3. The Broke Ones With Sweet Text Messages
Some guys, when they don’t have money to buy gift or take bae out but they compiled up to 24 text messages and start sending one every hour on val’s day.
If you’re in this category, I pray sense no go kill you
4. The Olosho Boys And Girls That Will Receive Plenty Gifts From Different Bae’s
Una weldone oo!
The yoruba demons can relate to this😂
By now, some people’s room will be filled up with loads of Valentine gifts from their plenty relationships.
5. The Ones Who Can’t Go Out With Bae Because They Work From Morning Till Night
Some people doing 7 to 7 jobs will be complaining of having to go to work on Valentine’s day.
So, government should declare public holiday abi for valentine abi? E good na!
6. The Ones Who Will Borrow Gift From Their Friends And Repackage It For Their Own Bae
This is how some guys roll on Val’s day.
Once your paddy don get val gift, the broke ones will pick some and repackage it for their own bae.
That is called val’s gift recycling.
7. The Ones With No Bae
On valentine’s day, some people have no serious relationship, they use Olosho for cover up.
But then, I sorry for your future.
8. The Religious Ones That Will Say Valentine Is Not In The Bible
Some people will tell you valentine is evil and that is a sin to celebrate it.
Pele! father in the Lord.
9. The Ones That Can Only Offer Séx For Valentine Gift
These ones, when they hear valentine, the only thing that comes to their is séx and that’s all they can offer their partner for valentine.
They want to have a special kind of séxual session with their partner with agbojedi in the system.
10. The Very Romantic Ones
These ones sabi how to play love.
They are serious lovers that when you see them with their partners you’d want to love.
These kinds of people don’t joke with presentation of valentine gifts.
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